funny ... but that's life!

A few ground rules:

• Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out
• Whenever a system becomes completely defined, someone discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition
• You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom
• The only things that start on time are those that you're late for
• Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear
• Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment
• A little ignorance can go a long way
• Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence
• The shortest distance between two points has to be still under construction
• If at first you don't succeed, read the manual
• It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious
• The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance
• Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups